MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

MURPHANT by MURPHANT October 27, 2019

Murchantiled 

When someone gets their ass handed to them so badly its like they got payed money for it to happened

Damn you see that headshot across the screen that nigga got murchantiled.

Mario-Try these shrooms luigi
Luigi-Nah son but how bout i murchantile yo bitch ass

Murchantiled by Dre0401 April 26, 2009

murphanity 

murphanity
Pronunication: m'rf-an-&t-E
n.
Actual state of mind or being. No longer in clinical use.
Law of nature.
Condition of mind with the tendency to press and display member to a fully populated double-decker bus from a second story window when 'given the opportunity', to frat, to punish tanqueray ten straight out the bottle, to __ l.babes, to suck at fifa06, to wear polos and pocket ts, to say boom, boom, boom, shevchenko, and to be constantly fabulous. In most judicial jurisdictions, a degree of consciousness sufficient to warrant commitment to a frat or kibbutz.

murphane
m'rf-ay'n
adj.

1. Of or relating to an action committed in the state of murphanity.
2. Consumed with seizing the tiggles
3. Of or consistent with the acquisition of a befittingly located prison wound during drunken tomfollery.

It's murphanity--half man, half amazing, half fabulous.

murphanity by Shmuelly von Shmooligan September 12, 2008

Murphnation

noun:
1. A nation in which everyone wants to be a part of. A happy glourious place, sometimes it is party central. This place is filled with laughter, tranquility, harmony, peace and love. Murphnation does not exist unless murph is actually present. Murph is the happiest, coolest, person you'll ever meet. In fact...shout out...LOVE YOU BIDDY. She can dance, hoop, twirl, and spin, and when she does, all is right in the world. (the best kind of nation to be in)
2. Murphnation is also close to an orgasm. Actually it's even better. When the rub is right, shivers run thoughout your body and you just want to scream. Phriends who have gone through this are most likely to go through withdraw if lacking 'murphnation.' It is healthy to have this more then 5 times a year. If you are lucky enough...it will happen everyday.

Ah murphnation was so fun last night, I creamed all night.

Damn, I murphanated everywhere.

Anyone feel like doing a little murphnation tonight? Unc, unc, unc...

Murphnation by spinninhooopla September 23, 2008

murphanian 

The name for the followers, believers, and legends, of the Murphism religion

Guy 1- and what do you believe in Joel

Guy2- I am a Murphanian Bob

GUY 1- HE MUST BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

murphanian by Murphanian March 4, 2019

Morphant 

Another word for a mutant.

"Hey, isn't that the kid you call a morphant?"

Morphant by Kris Hustin September 20, 2009