when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.