MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

daisy

A cow that shall not be named from e dorm, you know who you are

Look at daisy out there in the grazing fields, what a fuckwit

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day

Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019