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Murphism 

It's used to blatantly lie to your face with a smile. Will use any tactic to better oneself. i.e. " You get a $6,500 tax credit when you buy a used diesel vehicle!" Often used by shady and or questionable salesman. Buyer beware a murphism is coming to a dealership near you.!
"By the way Mr. Jones if you buy this vehicle you will get one free!"

"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."

Buyer beware of that murphism!
Murphism by CG775 March 28, 2010

H. Murphimon 

A digimon that looks like Koby Bryant and owns a basketball team called the 'Los Angeles Rapers' and has a famous attack calles "Harden Pubic Hair"
"Go, H.Murpimon! Harden pubic hair attack!"
H. Murphimon by Uncle Ray Ray November 10, 2003

Murphyism 

Knowing that something is going to go wrong and plowing through anyway due to the off chance something actually goes your way.
Guy 1:" I'm going to go talk to that chick. She's a solid 9.5."
Guy 2: "Are you nuts? No shot man, just go home and choke the chicken. This has rejection written all over it."
Guy1: "I know but Murphyism is giving me some weird confidence right now. "
Murphyism by BasedMillennial June 18, 2018
a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.
That was one murphis person there buddy!
murphis by someone September 13, 2003

Murphyism 

A variation of the phrase β€œTo Murphy”

A fact based argument used to decimate liberal logic and falacies.
Your murphyism made the leftist cry.
Murphyism by MurphyFan69 March 29, 2022
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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