Murphism 

The belief in Murph, its definition, power, and surrounding elements and branches.

Guy 1- Are you a Christian or a protestant

Guy 2- Neither, I believe in Murphism

Murphism by Murphanian February 6, 2019

Murphism 

It's used to blatantly lie to your face with a smile. Will use any tactic to better oneself. i.e. " You get a $6,500 tax credit when you buy a used diesel vehicle!" Often used by shady and or questionable salesman. Buyer beware a murphism is coming to a dealership near you.!

"By the way Mr. Jones if you buy this vehicle you will get one free!"

"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."

Buyer beware of that murphism!

Murphism by CG775 March 28, 2010

H. Murphimon 

A digimon that looks like Koby Bryant and owns a basketball team called the 'Los Angeles Rapers' and has a famous attack calles "Harden Pubic Hair"

"Go, H.Murpimon! Harden pubic hair attack!"

H. Murphimon by Uncle Ray Ray November 10, 2003

Murphyism 

Knowing that something is going to go wrong and plowing through anyway due to the off chance something actually goes your way.

Guy 1:" I'm going to go talk to that chick. She's a solid 9.5."
Guy 2: "Are you nuts? No shot man, just go home and choke the chicken. This has rejection written all over it."
Guy1: "I know but Murphyism is giving me some weird confidence right now. "

Murphyism by BasedMillennial June 18, 2018

murphis 

a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.

That was one murphis person there buddy!

murphis by someone September 13, 2003

Murphyism 

A variation of the phrase “To Murphy”

A fact based argument used to decimate liberal logic and falacies.

Your murphyism made the leftist cry.

Murphyism by MurphyFan69 March 29, 2022