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morphandike 

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.
Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"
morphandike by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008
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Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney
that cunt is so small, must be murphant
MURPHANT by MURPHANT October 27, 2019
a funny word for a kid named mike. an orphan
aha mikes a morphan!
morphan by twah January 16, 2008
A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.
Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.
morphan by QuacksO November 29, 2019
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026