Morphant 

Another word for a mutant.

"Hey, isn't that the kid you call a morphant?"

Morphant by Kris Hustin September 20, 2009

morphandike 

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.

Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"

morphandike by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008

MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

MURPHANT by MURPHANT October 27, 2019

morphan 

a funny word for a kid named mike. an orphan

aha mikes a morphan!

morphan by twah January 16, 2008

morphan 

A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.

Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.

morphan by QuacksO November 29, 2019