MOPMED
"You sure you using that tourniquet right?"
"No you fucking retard, I don't know MOPMED cause I don't main milsim."
"No you fucking retard, I don't know MOPMED cause I don't main milsim."
MOPMED by cockdicktionary April 13, 2023
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Dirty Moped
Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007
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Mormon Moped
These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017
Moped
you got mommed
To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.
Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!
you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006
Mopped the Floor
To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
mopedaphile
I'm scared to let my children walk to school because of the high number of mopedaphiles in the area.
mopedaphile by Th3 Admiral April 5, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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