A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
by Festacstafest December 09, 2008
Get the mommedmug. by jollycrabbut October 21, 2009
Get the mommedmug. verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
by ihatebeingmommed December 03, 2005
Get the mommedmug. Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
by MofG October 08, 2018
Get the Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mommug. Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
by AsianKyrie October 08, 2019
Get the Mommug. by YingYangWaves November 03, 2016
Get the On momsmug. by galika1080 November 24, 2013
Get the Mommug.