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Mondaphile 

An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo.
Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.
Mondaphile by DanDut May 29, 2008
Related Words

mopedophile 

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids
"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"
mopedophile by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

McPedophile 

A person who watches and creeps on little kids that are playing and running around a McDonalds Playhouse.
Dude see that guy on that bench?
Yeah.
Hes a McPedophile.
What do you mean?
Look how he is starring at those little kids.
McPedophile by The Indo Crew July 13, 2010

mopedophile 

foreign men with creepy facial hair, who drive around on a moped trying to pick up young girls on their family holiday.
"look out darling, the place is crawling with mopedophiles"

"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
mopedophile by ktc2010 January 8, 2010

McPedophile 

A double quaterpounder burger with a whole cheeseburger inside between the meat patties
Gary Glitter: Hey man, do you want to get a hummer and a chicken feed from some little kiddies?

Bicknell: Nah mate, I'll just settle for a McPedophile
McPedophile by stuart87 May 20, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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