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A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
by Emma Frost December 05, 2019
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.
She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.
by dmpawley March 26, 2003
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-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."
by Day January 12, 2006
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an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped
went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night
by makelatackela June 03, 2006
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A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.
That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.
by obabakoak July 25, 2006
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