Moped 

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

Moped by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Moped 

A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.

I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.

Moped by Emma Frost December 5, 2019

moped 

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

moped by Day January 19, 2006

moped 

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

moped by makelatackela June 11, 2006

moped 

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

moped by obabakoak July 25, 2006

Moped 

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

Moped by Bandit June 13, 2003

Moped 

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

Moped by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007