mopedophile
mopedophile by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008
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mopedophile
foreign men with creepy facial hair, who drive around on a moped trying to pick up young girls on their family holiday.
"look out darling, the place is crawling with mopedophiles"
"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
"hey rrrubia, would you like to come and raaide with me, yess? no fuck off you mopedophile"
mopedophile by ktc2010 January 8, 2010
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McPedophile
A person who watches and creeps on little kids that are playing and running around a McDonalds Playhouse.
Dude see that guy on that bench?
Yeah.
Hes a McPedophile.
What do you mean?
Look how he is starring at those little kids.
Yeah.
Hes a McPedophile.
What do you mean?
Look how he is starring at those little kids.
McPedophile by The Indo Crew July 13, 2010
McPedophile
Gary Glitter: Hey man, do you want to get a hummer and a chicken feed from some little kiddies?
Bicknell: Nah mate, I'll just settle for a McPedophile
Bicknell: Nah mate, I'll just settle for a McPedophile
McPedophile by stuart87 May 20, 2011
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