rimjob

According to Lian Cartman from South Park, it's when you contort yourself into a pretzel and allow someone to give you oral pleasure in, on and around your sphincter.

SHEILA: What did my son say Mr. Mackie? Did he say the S-woid?

MR. MACKIE: No, it was worse than that.

SHEILA: The F-woid?

MR. MACKIE: Well here’s a short list of the things your kids've been saying, m’kay?

SHARON MARSH: Oh dear God!

SHEILA BROFLOVSKY: What the heck is a "rimjob"?

LIAN CARTMAN: Oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!

by Jinzo January 17, 2005

rimjob

The one word that will never, ever fit into any conversation you might be having. Stops the conversation right then and there.

"So, what do you think about-"
"Rimjob!"
"What the fuck!?"

by xenowhacker June 03, 2004

rimjob

To orally stimulate someones asshole in a circular motion, probably feels pretty god damn good.

My asshole feels so good man since that girl rimmed it.

by Nun ya bizness January 10, 2005

rimjob

The art of giving a licking job around the rim of the sphincter muscle (hence 'rim'job).

My oh my, Mrs Carson just bent over and asked me to give her a RIMJOB in front of her friends. Well I couldn't resist.

Later on, Mrs Carson and her friends repaid me by rimming me too.

by Licko August 09, 2006

rimjob

the ultimate act of love that consists of utilizing one's tongue as human toilet paper.

beavis: i need tp for my bunghole!

by mofohoe April 22, 2005

rimjob

to lick someone's anus hole for pleasure....dunno why tho...

girl: so what do you want to do?
guy: oh i dunno.
girl: we could have sex
guy: yea, how about i give you a rimjob?
girl: what the F is a rimjob?
guy: well your about to find out bitch...

2 minutes later:
girl: oh that was amazing
guy: oh fuck, your a mexican? no wonder it tasted like taco's...im gonna throw up!

by dopeman_4_420 August 26, 2006

rimjob

Have your ring piece licked, preferably after having it cleaned, sometimes it is cleaned in the process (depending on the lickers preference). It is an amazing feeling, more commonly exercised by homosexuals.

'I walked in om my mum giving my dad a rimjob last night'

'You lucky bastard'

'My dad's the lucky one'

by Barry Mckeown May 08, 2006