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Is a sexy black man with an enormous penis who is very kind, thoughtful, romantic and funny who has every girl falling head over heels for him.
I would love to be Mohmed when talking to a girl i like.
Mohmed by lolman69 June 21, 2015
Words you can keep
mc1- "yo is that a gnome on that guys front garden, looking short styll"
mc2- "nah bro thats just mohmed"
mc1- "shi mb bro"
mohmed by seiba ok January 7, 2022
He might beat you up while looking to an iron golem if you mess with him and he might bum you if you bum him. Also used to call for a friend named mohamed when he least expects it.
Friend: "MOHMED"
Other friend: *screams it even louder*
Mohamed: *mocks you in a pick me girl voice*
mohmed is a trustworthy and loving person,and at times he can be silly but you can count on him to do a task at hand,his heart could fill millions and he gets scared easlily
person-your so nice let me geuss your name...mhmm...mohmed!
mohmed-your sure right :)
mohmed by NaiiReader January 4, 2018

Mohamed-amine 

The most perfect guy , sexy as fuck
A legend at all points , all the Big and campus person in the earth respect him
Mohamed-amine don't need a sentence to use him, the sentence need him for live
A Mohamed is a born leader. He is a hard worker. A family man. He is a good person who wants to help others. He would give the shirt off his back for someone in need. He is brave and strong. Mohamed has an alfa personality. At times he second guesses himself but overall displays confidence. Someone named Mohamed is someone you want to have around when times get hard, he is a save the day kinda guy!
"Who was that guy who handed the homeless man a meal?"

"Ohh, that's just Mohamed"
Mohamed by Jenyou January 23, 2021

you got mommed 

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.
Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!
you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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