Lumberporn

Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.

One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.

by Phox April 23, 2004

lumberloon

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that requires no skill except 2 fingers to place the troops down at the bridge. People who use this deck are usually virgins who have no friends.

Person 1: What deck do you use?
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.

by hasdj June 9, 2021

Lumberloon

The lumberloon is a deck in clash royale that takes no skill. If you use it do these simple things find a bridge and jump off, because your life has no value. You are an actual dumbass bitch.

If you use lumberloon go fuck yourself.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

Lumberloon

A skill-less strategy used by 9-year-olds with half a brain cell in the game Clash Royale (by $upercell).

Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win

Fucking hell, this lumberloon player can go burn in fucking hell! why is his balloon maxed out?!?!?!

by Meme TD December 14, 2021

Lumberloon

A deck in the popular video game Clash Royale, commonly used by people who eat babies

wow you use lumberloon? please oh please get a life!

by robloxsex22 November 2, 2021

Lumberton

A 409 area code, dry, town in Texas, that is really small, and has little to do, but to stare at traffic lights or go to Wal-mart.

Person 1: Hey I'm coming to Lumberton this weekend, what's going on?

Person 2: Ummm, Idk, wanna go to Wal-mart?

by hotsaucepacket3000 January 10, 2011

Lumberton

A small Texas town that consists of 94.5 % White population. The population of this community has been increasing as the ever growing problem of corrupt school officials and rising crime in the surrounding Beaumont areas flourish. Known as a bedroom community, most citizens of Lumberton drive 50-75miles a day to go to work in the Industrial sections of southern Jefferson County, as they only sleep in Lumberton due to the worry of having their home invaded in the middle of the night by Beaumont and Port Arthur's finest citizens. Most of these fine and upstanding citizens of the above mentioned cities are "products of their environment" and blame most of the problems in their day to day lives on the assumption that "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us". The citizens of this small community are mainly White, Employed, Well Armed, and will put a rather large additional suck hole in your worthless ass for intruding into their well furnished and very nice neighborhoods to loot and plunder for items to be taken back to Beaumont and Port Arthur. These items are prized in the highly established and affluent north and south end neighborhoods of Beaumont.

Ta'Seandrick Washington : Shit dog, you think we be goin up to Lumberton tonight to do a little lootin' yo?

D'Andre Jackson : Hell naw Nukka, them boyz out dere be poppin' caps and shit when dey be seein a black man. Man, they had Quannell X all up in that piece when another brotha was killed up there leavin' a white girls house and wrecked in a ditch. They bussted them tazers out on his azz and errthang. His moms and shit was on TV Tombout she gonna get the NBAACP involved son...We ain't goin no where nere' dem white boys. We gone have to wait until they come to Beaumont or P/A to get our jack on dog..

by GroupTherapist July 29, 2011