A small, redneck town where everyone knows you, your dog, and your dog's girlfriend.
A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.
A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.
A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.
A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.
A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
Y'all reckon goin' on down the way to Lumberport for them Slurpees? I just might have a hankerin' for a nice ol' Slurpee
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Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.
One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.
by Phox April 23, 2004
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