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When the story of porn is amusing and gets you turned on. STORY LINES ARE KEY. A grammy worthy performance before actual sex.
I was wacking it the other night and all of a sudden a got a real luberty to the story line.

I lubertied so hard on that random chick at a prep high school.

I reanacted the luberty of the video with my friends at school.
luberty by nDelisoSA December 2, 2011
A 409 area code, dry, town in Texas, that is really small, and has little to do, but to stare at traffic lights or go to Wal-mart.
Person 1: Hey I'm coming to Lumberton this weekend, what's going on?

Person 2: Ummm, Idk, wanna go to Wal-mart?
Lumberton by hotsaucepacket3000 January 10, 2011

Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
Lubertarian by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
In the 8th edition of the Spanish cooking show Masterchef, it is the relationship between Luna and Alberto.

Alberto is the captain of the Ivandy ship. Lunerto isn't more interesting but it's more vocal.
Luna gave Alberto an apron, and Lunerto took off
lunerto by shipper_mc8 September 22, 2020
A small Texas town that consists of 94.5 % White population. The population of this community has been increasing as the ever growing problem of corrupt school officials and rising crime in the surrounding Beaumont areas flourish. Known as a bedroom community, most citizens of Lumberton drive 50-75miles a day to go to work in the Industrial sections of southern Jefferson County, as they only sleep in Lumberton due to the worry of having their home invaded in the middle of the night by Beaumont and Port Arthur's finest citizens. Most of these fine and upstanding citizens of the above mentioned cities are "products of their environment" and blame most of the problems in their day to day lives on the assumption that "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us". The citizens of this small community are mainly White, Employed, Well Armed, and will put a rather large additional suck hole in your worthless ass for intruding into their well furnished and very nice neighborhoods to loot and plunder for items to be taken back to Beaumont and Port Arthur. These items are prized in the highly established and affluent north and south end neighborhoods of Beaumont.
Ta'Seandrick Washington : Shit dog, you think we be goin up to Lumberton tonight to do a little lootin' yo?

D'Andre Jackson : Hell naw Nukka, them boyz out dere be poppin' caps and shit when dey be seein a black man. Man, they had Quannell X all up in that piece when another brotha was killed up there leavin' a white girls house and wrecked in a ditch. They bussted them tazers out on his azz and errthang. His moms and shit was on TV Tombout she gonna get the NBAACP involved son...We ain't goin no where nere' dem white boys. We gone have to wait until they come to Beaumont or P/A to get our jack on dog..
Lumberton by GroupTherapist July 29, 2011
Freed-
Unbound by the rules that govern society. The name, as traced as far back as the Roman era, originates from an individual who found an opportunity to free himself and many others, from both life and death.
The family, up until recent times, has always been under suspicion and scrutiny for having ties with both the government and the underworld at the same time.
Political assasinations, disapearances, personal vendettas, etc,... The Liberto family is not to be taken lightly.
Liberto by Thomas Liberto September 21, 2008