Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.

I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018