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An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. Iā€™m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and Iā€™m so glad she respected the fact that Iā€™m a lubertarian.
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by A. M. Wood February 01, 2018
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