Luberocity

A synonym for viscosity. Used primarily when giving a speech and having no subject knowledge while attempting to appear more intelligent than you are.

The luberocity of carbon monoxide is greater than air.

"Dude that girl has some major luberocity going on between her thighs!"

Luberocity by Master of deception May 5, 2014

lubricity 

State or condition of sexual arousal; concupiscence. The term was used liberally by the Marquis de Sade.

Having viciously flogged some young ladies, I was in a state of great lubricity.

lubricity by spanky77 August 4, 2007