Louum

The act of spraying down bitches in liquid vaseline OR other bodily fluids.
Liquids include but is not limited to:
- Goon Juice
- Semen
- Cum
- Squirt

I'm gonna louum all over you.
Luco laid in bed watching Louumi louuming it to Luco himself.

Louum by Louumi December 30, 2025

Lomummery 

A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.

Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."

Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"

Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"

Male 2: "Niceeee one"

Lomummery by Mybestfriendisaloser July 3, 2009

lolumad? 

Considered the new internet meme.

Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.

Blogger: What the hell, gas prices are so high, I hate this administration for being such incompetent tards.

Shit Disturber: lolumad?

lolumad? by The Original Lolumad? September 10, 2006

Camp Louemma 

A summerful of fun and a lifetime of memories.
There is no better place to spend your summer.
Whether a first-time camper, WIT slave, counselor, or supervisor, Camp Louemma will bring times you will never forget.

First person: "Hey, what are you doing this summer?"
Second person:"6 weeks at 07461"
First person: "What's that?"
Second person: "You know- Camp Louemma. My 2nd home!"

Camp Louemma by lalalaperson August 14, 2011

Loudmouth Soup 

An alcoholic beverage, normally beer or one that comes in a large glass like a martini. As heard in Dumb and Dumber

Let's go get us a couple o'bowls of Loudmouth Soup

Loudmouth Soup by dnice1 May 11, 2007

lolumad 

when u make some 1 mad when playin cs or any other game and u say, lolumad ???

player1 : WTF ??? that guys is fu*king bullsh*t , he killed me again !!!fu*kin kick him !!...

player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???

lolumad by Vellaaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2006

lokum 

A gooey baby girl who is loved by everyone she meets. Shes shy and floofy. Works full time as the owner and head baker at Lokums bakery alongside fifi and jiji.

Ronald: Oh is that Lokum?!
Patrick: It must be! No one else could ever be that gooey.

lokum by PeeGeeTips March 29, 2021