lokum 

A gooey baby girl who is loved by everyone she meets. Shes shy and floofy. Works full time as the owner and head baker at Lokums bakery alongside fifi and jiji.

Ronald: Oh is that Lokum?!
Patrick: It must be! No one else could ever be that gooey.

lokum by PeeGeeTips March 29, 2021

Lomummery 

A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.

Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."

Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"

Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"

Male 2: "Niceeee one"

Lomummery by Mybestfriendisaloser July 3, 2009

lolumad? 

Considered the new internet meme.

Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.

Blogger: What the hell, gas prices are so high, I hate this administration for being such incompetent tards.

Shit Disturber: lolumad?

lolumad? by The Original Lolumad? September 10, 2006

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

Doing the Lokomotion by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

Lokometasenjadotoy!!! 

Origin: Asian

An expletive shouted as someone does something stupid/amazing.

Narrator (As the world record is set for the World's Farthest Trampoline Jump): LOKOMETASENJADOTOY!!!

Lokometasenjadotoy!!! by LugD'sNutz June 13, 2011

lolumad 

when u make some 1 mad when playin cs or any other game and u say, lolumad ???

player1 : WTF ??? that guys is fu*king bullsh*t , he killed me again !!!fu*kin kick him !!...

player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???

lolumad by Vellaaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2006

Riding the Lokomotive 

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010