lokum
A gooey baby girl who is loved by everyone she meets. Shes shy and floofy. Works full time as the owner and head baker at Lokums bakery alongside fifi and jiji.
lokum by PeeGeeTips March 29, 2021
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Lomummery
A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.
Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."
Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"
Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"
Male 2: "Niceeee one"
Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"
Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"
Male 2: "Niceeee one"
Lomummery by Mybestfriendisaloser July 3, 2009
lolumad?
Considered the new internet meme.
Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.
Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.
Blogger: What the hell, gas prices are so high, I hate this administration for being such incompetent tards.
Shit Disturber: lolumad?
Shit Disturber: lolumad?
lolumad? by The Original Lolumad? September 10, 2006
Doing the Lokomotion
Doing the Lokomotion by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010
Lokometasenjadotoy!!!
Narrator (As the world record is set for the World's Farthest Trampoline Jump): LOKOMETASENJADOTOY!!!
Lokometasenjadotoy!!! by LugD'sNutz June 13, 2011
lolumad
player1 : WTF ??? that guys is fu*king bullsh*t , he killed me again !!!fu*kin kick him !!...
player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???
player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???
lolumad by Vellaaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2006
Riding the Lokomotive
Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.
Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010
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