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Lomummery 

A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.
Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."

Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"

Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"

Male 2: "Niceeee one"
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lolumad? 

Considered the new internet meme.

Lolumad? is used to condescendingly annoy an angry or frustrated person. Best used to further ignite the wrath of a pwned player or an infuriated blogger.
Blogger: What the hell, gas prices are so high, I hate this administration for being such incompetent tards.

Shit Disturber: lolumad?
lolumad? by The Original Lolumad? September 10, 2006
Ungrateful athlete who has taken the easy street to Miami.
Lebron James is a Lebum.
Lebum by abottt July 11, 2010
when u make some 1 mad when playin cs or any other game and u say, lolumad ???
player1 : WTF ??? that guys is fu*king bullsh*t , he killed me again !!!fu*kin kick him !!...

player2 (killer): LoLuMaD ???
lolumad by Vellaaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2006
A gooey baby girl who is loved by everyone she meets. Shes shy and floofy. Works full time as the owner and head baker at Lokums bakery alongside fifi and jiji.
Ronald: Oh is that Lokum?!
Patrick: It must be! No one else could ever be that gooey.
lokum by PeeGeeTips March 29, 2021
A term used to describe a middle aged grouchy man who cant find humor in anything and instead rants and raves about anything he finds not to his liking.

a person who is not liked by anyone because of his negative attitude towards everyone.
I just had my thread closed by that loumaag of a moderator
loumaag by Scannerman December 23, 2007