locumotive

Da creaky handcar dat Homer Bedloe had to wheezingly/fumingly perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with in order to travel from Hooterville to Pixley whenever he got left behind by da Hooterville Cannonball.

Da infamous "pump to operate" contraption wasn't actually da only "locumotive" dat was shown in da "Petticoat Junction" series --- there were actually two "substitutes for da real thing" devices, da other being da converted-Model-T "Hooterville Flivverball".

locumotive by QuacksO February 17, 2026

Louisiana Locomotive 

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

Louisiana Locomotive by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

Locomotive Breath 

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick

Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

Locomotive Breath by Chuckpoopedonthefloor January 23, 2019

Riding the Lokomotive 

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

road locomotive 

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.

Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.

road locomotive by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

Road Locomotive 

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

Road Locomotive by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Tennesee Locomotive 

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.

Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.

Tennesee Locomotive by Party boy McGee October 27, 2010