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Da creaky handcar dat Homer Bedloe had to wheezingly/fumingly perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with in order to travel from Hooterville to Pixley whenever he got left behind by da Hooterville Cannonball.

Da infamous "pump to operate" contraption wasn't actually da only "locumotive" dat was shown in da "Petticoat Junction" series --- there were actually two "substitutes for da real thing" devices, da other being da converted-Model-T "Hooterville Flivverball".

locumotive by QuacksO February 17, 2026

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Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

Louisiana Locomotive by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

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Locomotive Breath

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick

Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

Locomotive Breath by Chuckpoopedonthefloor January 23, 2019

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Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

Riding the Lokomotive by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

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road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.

Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.

road locomotive by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

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Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

Road Locomotive by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

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Tennesee Locomotive

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.

Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.

Tennesee Locomotive by Party boy McGee October 27, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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