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Limpid

The act of having too much stuff in one of your pants pocket, oppose to the other one. Gives you the feeling that you're limping when your legs are completely fine.
I feel very limpid because of my DS.
by Nakuga June 29, 2011
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limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.
He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018
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Limpdic

A yiddish term with no actual meaning (similar to "mamash"). It can be used in contexts such as "subpar" or "lacking".

Can also be abbreviated: LD
Sister: That couple is very limpdic.
Observer: How come?
Sister: They write on each other's walls.

Girlfriend: My sister is very limpdic.
Biyfriend: How come?
Girlfriend: She has red hair.
by SixthSchlussel October 19, 2010
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Rush Limpdick

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.
by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009
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Limpism

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.
Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.
by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021
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Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
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limpdick system

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up
by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017
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