limpdickism 

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

limpdicking 

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

limpdickitis 

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

limpdickitis by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008

limpdickositous 

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

limpdickositous by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019