limpdickism
limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018
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limpdicking
The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.
limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013
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limpdickitis
A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."
limpdickitis by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008
limpdickositous
Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.
limpdickositous by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019
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