The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.
Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.