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limpdicking 

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.
Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.
limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

limpdickitis 

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."
limpdickitis by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008

limpdickositous 

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.
I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.
limpdickositous by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026