Limpdicked

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

by RealNerd May 20, 2014

limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Rush Limpdick

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

limpdicking

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

Limpdickery

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.

Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"

by KwameKazi September 18, 2012