12 definitions by Frankie Puscher

1
Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!
by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012
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2
The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously
Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.
by Frankie Puscher July 29, 2015
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3
Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it
I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!
by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012
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4
A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012
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5
Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012
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6
The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long
Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?
by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012
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7
Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!
by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012
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