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lasaphobia 

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."
lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud
The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.
linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

llamaphobia 

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama
“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama
llamaphobia by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

limbophobia 

The fear of being chased by limbs who want to eat your skull.
Example:

Jimmy : I think i have limbophobia
Limbs: "GIVE ME YOUR SKULL , JIMMY
Jimmy: OH FUCK NO
limbophobia by thatgirlvibez June 28, 2021