ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

llamaphobia 

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama

“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama

llamaphobia by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

legaphobia by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

Llamaphobia 

The irrational fear of getting recorded by old white llamas.

by saying: I do not consent to being recorder on a public platform; you infact have a llamaphobia.

Llamaphobia by DA LLAMAS🦙 June 2, 2023

Limaphobia 

The fear of liminal spaces.

I have limaphobia meaning I am scared of liminal spaces.

Limaphobia by LagZeroWords July 13, 2022