Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021
Get the ligmaphobia mug.“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama
“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex
“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama
“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex
“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama
“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama
“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex
“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama
“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex
“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama
“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama
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The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.
by aly10187 August 22, 2023
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*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.
by RGC Brave September 23, 2011
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Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start
Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start
scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now
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