llamaphobia

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama

“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama

by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

Llamaphobia

The irrational fear of getting recorded by old white llamas.

by saying: I do not consent to being recorder on a public platform; you infact have a llamaphobia.

by DA LLAMAS🦙 June 2, 2023

llamaphobia

The fear of losing your llama

Ah I have a llama now I have llamaphobia

by bonesandsuicide October 14, 2015

Llamaphobia

Llamaphobia is an abnormal and irrational fear of being recorded by old white LLAMAS.

If you don't like being recorded on a public platform you have llamaphobia.
"I do not consent to being recorder in a public platform by da llamas"

by DA LLAMAS🦙 May 31, 2023

Llamaphobia

When you have a goresome and terrible dream about llamas attacking and killing your family and now you have llama phobia because you cannot look them in the eye anymore for taking away your happiness

Oh, Sam cannot go to the Park, she has Llamaphobia

by Gooblemeetu July 17, 2022

lasaphobia

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

by mastercutter May 31, 2018

ligmaphobia

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021