lasaphobia

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

by mastercutter May 31, 2018

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

by OS69 August 29, 2021

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

llamaphobia

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama

“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama

by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

Labiaphobia

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

Listphobia

When a person has a fear of looking at or ESPECIALLY making lists.

Person 1: *writes down a list*

Person 2: “AAAAAHHHHGGHHH!!!!!”

Person 1 :” calm down what do you have like listphobia or something”

by fakkkie December 11, 2021