Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

baby

What happens when your condomn dun got broke.

My baby was made because I trusted some drunk guy in the alleyway.

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D

I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Mr Krabs

He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.

OH YEA MR KRABS

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

argentinosaurus

Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.

Argentinosaurus ate ma trees

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Bullshark

You thought you were safe in rivers? AW HELL NO! Bullshark is here to fuck ypu up! Is it a nice shark? AW HELL NAW! He attack you like if you didnt let him eat his Big Mac!

This is how you eat a human, nigga!
*slap*
BULLSHARK!

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Push pop

A tool used to practice blowjobs. Taste like fruits.

Mmm...this Push pop is so big.

by GitGudBilly June 14, 2017