Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
by GitGudBilly September 19, 2021
Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Its a serious disease that aims at the -13 year olds. This terrible disease originated by some pedophile smoking. And as he touched all the kiddins, they all became infected. The dab makes you do this movement that consist in coughing in your elbow, but making a straight line with youre other arm. This has infected teachers, parents and even the poor grandparents. Now, this disease itself has no symptoms to the host, but the sight of the dab will make other people cringe so hard they kill themselves. So, the dabs purpose is to control population.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
by GitGudBilly June 14, 2017