GitGudBilly's definitions

ligmaphobia

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

Push pop

A tool used to practice blowjobs. Taste like fruits.

Mmm...this Push pop is so big.

by GitGudBilly July 15, 2017

argentinosaurus

Holy shit fam! Look how big it is! No not your penis, Argentinosaurus. Yea, this thing was biggest dinosaur. It was a sauropod. It was hunted by Giganotosaurus. But wasnt as big as Blue Whale. So. Thats it. Kill me pls.

Argentinosaurus ate ma trees

by GitGudBilly June 14, 2017

baby

What happens when your condomn dun got broke.

My baby was made because I trusted some drunk guy in the alleyway.

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

dab

Its a serious disease that aims at the -13 year olds. This terrible disease originated by some pedophile smoking. And as he touched all the kiddins, they all became infected. The dab makes you do this movement that consist in coughing in your elbow, but making a straight line with youre other arm. This has infected teachers, parents and even the poor grandparents. Now, this disease itself has no symptoms to the host, but the sight of the dab will make other people cringe so hard they kill themselves. So, the dabs purpose is to control population.

Person1: *makes a bottle flip*

Person2: Whoa bro! Dab!

Person1: *dab*

Person3: *kills himself*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

TheLegend27

Hide yo children! Hide yo wives! Hide yo village! Its the motherfucking TheLegend27! Born from fire and does alot of crazy shot, he likes to kick peoples asses. His real name is Flats btw.

TheLegend27 just touched my kids!

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017