linaphobia
linaphobia by abebrr March 21, 2022
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landphobia
Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.
Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021
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linaphobia • LINphobia • linkaphobia • Limaphobia • Lintphobia • Linkophobia • Linguaphobia • Luanaphobia • lynphobia • Dinaphobia
lasaphobia
lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018
Linkophobia
Linkophobia by @ThatsLudaChriss May 22, 2018
ludaphobia
(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.
*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009
ligmaphobia
Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
“Is this a ligma joke dude?”
“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”
“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021
linphobia
linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020
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