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ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud
The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.
linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

llamaphobia 

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama
“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama
llamaphobia by Llama Queen April 11, 2022

lipophobia 

Fear or hatred of fat or obese people. (See also lipophobe.)
"I told some fat f*ck he should go on a diet, and he accused me of promoting lipophobia."
lipophobia by IBRacing January 16, 2021

Listphobia 

When a person has a fear of looking at or ESPECIALLY making lists.
Person 1: *writes down a list*

Person 2: “AAAAAHHHHGGHHH!!!!!”

Person 1 :” calm down what do you have like listphobia or something
Listphobia by fakkkie December 11, 2021

Llamaphobia 

The irrational fear of getting recorded by old white llamas.
by saying: I do not consent to being recorder on a public platform; you infact have a llamaphobia.
Llamaphobia by DA LLAMAS🦙 June 2, 2023