linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

linkaphobia

fear of linking up with someone, like hanging out or spending time together.

The fear of meeting IRL after establishing a connection online.

I really wanted to hang out with them, but my linkaphobia kicked in and I ghosted instead.

We’ve been texting for months, and he wants to meet up in person now. My linkaphobia says it’s not happening.

linkaphobia by flowerkittysun April 17, 2025

Linkophobia 

The fear or process of linking.

I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person

Linkophobia by @ThatsLudaChriss May 22, 2018

ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

Linkophobia 

A fear of linking or meeting up

I hate a bitch wit linkophobia

Linkophobia by kid motha fkn cali 11hkallow June 6, 2018

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Linkophobic 

Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.

The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.

Linkophobic by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009