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LapGasm
Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.
Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts
LapGasm by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017
Lipgasm
Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.
It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.
Lipgasm by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012
Laxgasm
Laxgasm by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010
Laggasm
1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Laggasm by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009
LANGASM
An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008
Ladgasm
A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.
Ladgasm by m a r r e. September 15, 2009
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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