Lipgasm 

Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.

It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.

Lipgasm by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012

lidgasm 

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

lidgasm by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

litgasm 

when you are immensely turned on by a piece of literature.

I was reading Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and had a total litgasm.

litgasm by paige 7765 January 11, 2008

Lingasm 

What ESPN and other national sports writers have every time they bring up New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.

Dave: Dude, I can't watch Sportscenter anymore. I am so sick if the non-stop Jeremy Lin talk.

Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm

Lingasm by trippster426 May 26, 2012

limpgasm 

a phenomenon only experienced by men where an orgasm is achieved an the penis is not totally erect, often times looked upon as a negative event

Thomas-dude, how'd it go with Susan last night?
Joe-it was alright, only I pulled a limpgasm...
Thomas-ouch man that must've sucked

limpgasm by x450 January 12, 2011

Libgasm 

The action of a libtard

1. When a Liberal has a meltdown or aneurysm when seeing something they don't agree with
2. When someone gets off to "correcting" people over simple mistakes.

Everyone hates a libgasm-er, whether you are a communist, anarchist, neocon, Nazi, or a libertarian, people who have libgasms are a detriment to society.

Guy 1: Did you hear there was another bombing in Yemen? Dead women and children, everywhere.
Neo-Liberal: Well, if you voted for HILLARY CLINTON, there would be none of these problems in the world, because we would have intervened and profited- I mean, kept the peace in Yemen.
Guy 1: Stop having a libgasm

Libgasm by Comrade Cat September 14, 2020

lapgasm 

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

lapgasm by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015