4got2wipe's definitions

LDK

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis. An homage to lapdanceking82, a poster at TUSCL (the ultimate strip club list) that has been a tireless advocate of the practice!

I'm a little embarrassed that a LDK'ed after a single lap dance but that stripper was uber-hot!

by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

lapgasm

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015