lawgasm

1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.

"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

lawlgasm

the highest point of loling you can make it to before exploding

yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm

by joshua koch January 11, 2009

Laxgasm

An orgasm achieved simply by watching a ridiculous lacrosse act.

Guy 1: Did you see that goal?

Guy 2:(Laxgasm)

by Laxonyou911 January 31, 2010

Laggasm

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.

Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.

by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008

Ladgasm

A term used for the unusual noise that Little Lad is known to make in the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial.

"Berries? Berries and what else?"
"And cream."
"*ladgasm*"
"*blink*"

by m a r r e. September 15, 2009

Lawrgasm

The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.

Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*

Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.

by Frank Western December 12, 2012