Lactarted

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.
by thebigneon April 02, 2007
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Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.
"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"
by Marqueritte June 15, 2009
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