laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

laztarded by Meisen July 7, 2008

Leftarded 

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.

She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.

Leftarded by whatshitsme August 1, 2016

Leotarded

A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).

sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"

Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.

Leotarded by poshellion July 28, 2009

lustarded 

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.

Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.

lustarded by Crambo January 24, 2008

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

Lazared

a term used to describe something that has happened to you that is classified as being snaked or unbro. But i some cases referring to someone that has gotten pissed on.

Dude.1:"Dude, that asshole Lazared me, he got with my prom date and then lied to my face."

Dude.2:"What a snake."

Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."

Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"

Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.

Lazared by jasper nevets May 11, 2010

lactarded 

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007