laztarded
When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.
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Leftarded
The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
Leftarded by whatshitsme August 1, 2016
Leotarded
A slightly more PC way to say that someone is incredibly stupid, lacking in intelligence and also intolerably annoying (Credit goes to Dan Savage of The Stranger Seattle's Only Newspaper).
sales rep 1: "Gawd this customer is so dumb, she doesn't know the difference between USB and parallel"
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"
Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
sales rep 2: "How leotarded"
Ben is such a fucking leotard, he got arrested for trying to break into his neighbors house when he was drunk because he thought he lived there.
Leotarded by poshellion July 28, 2009
Lazared
a term used to describe something that has happened to you that is classified as being snaked or unbro. But i some cases referring to someone that has gotten pissed on.
Dude.1:"Dude, that asshole Lazared me, he got with my prom date and then lied to my face."
Dude.2:"What a snake."
Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."
Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"
Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.
Dude.2:"What a snake."
Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."
Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"
Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.
Lazared by jasper nevets May 11, 2010
lactarded
lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007
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