Lactart 

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

Lactart by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

Lactard 

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

Lactating Savage 

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

Lactating Savage by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Lactatious 

A state of being able to lactate.

Dang bro, that breast feeding chic is lactatious!

Lactatious by HumboldtDave July 30, 2012

Lactating Cow 

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

Lactation Lettuce 

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

Lactation Lettuce by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

Lactate 

To excrete milk from one's nipples

Stestes: Man it's freezing, i'mma lactate for 3 days.
Hondel: Thats sick!!!
Stestes:What you don't lactate? (Jokingly)
Hondel: Not for 3 days!

Lactate by Stestes May 3, 2003