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A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

Lactating Savage 

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

Lactatious 

A state of being able to lactate.
Dang bro, that breast feeding chic is lactatious!
Lactatious by HumboldtDave July 30, 2012

Lactating Cow 

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

Lactation Lettuce 

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!
To excrete milk from one's nipples
Stestes: Man it's freezing, i'mma lactate for 3 days.
Hondel: Thats sick!!!
Stestes:What you don't lactate? (Jokingly)
Hondel: Not for 3 days!
Lactate by Stestes May 3, 2003