Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

Lactard

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

Lactating Savage

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Lactatious

A state of being able to lactate.

Dang bro, that breast feeding chic is lactatious!

by HumboldtDave July 30, 2012

Lactating Cow

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

Lactation Lettuce

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

Lactate

To excrete milk from one's nipples

Stestes: Man it's freezing, i'mma lactate for 3 days.
Hondel: Thats sick!!!
Stestes:What you don't lactate? (Jokingly)
Hondel: Not for 3 days!

by Stestes May 3, 2003