lacktarted 

another word for being lactose intolerant

Dude1:I thought you were lacktarted
Dude2:I am
Dude1:then why are you eatting all that pizza
Dude2: Sh*t

lacktarted by gamerz715 October 1, 2007

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactarded 

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007

Lactarted 

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

Lactarted by thebigneon April 7, 2007

Lactarded 

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

Lactarded by miss_niss July 29, 2008

Lacktaters

Not having any spuds.

I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.

Lacktaters by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

Lactated Ringers by CardinalRed August 17, 2012