excrete

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The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

To be alive an organism has to be [able to excrete.

excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016

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excrete

Roughly to the exTreme poop

AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!

excrete by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

Related Words

excrete • excrete teeth • Excrete The Skeet • Excreted • excretement • to eat is to excrete • excrement • Excremental • excrementalist • Excremento

Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

excrete teeth

One that speaks shit

One who has lack of oral hygiene

A witty insult

Fuck off excrete teeth, your talking shit

excrete teeth by xJezzx May 17, 2006

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026