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AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!
excrete by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

Excrete The Skeet 

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

excrete teeth 

One that speaks shit

One who has lack of oral hygiene

A witty insult
excrete teeth by xJezzx May 17, 2006

to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.
I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.
excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012