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AHh! I am excreting fecal matter everywhere! EVERYWHERE! NOW THAT IS HOW YOU EXCRETE!
excrete by TheExcretiveMan November 7, 2013

Excrete The Skeet 

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

excrete teeth 

One that speaks shit

One who has lack of oral hygiene

A witty insult
Fuck off excrete teeth, your talking shit

excrete teeth by xJezzx May 17, 2006

to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.
I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.
excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012