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Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
by jake826 April 25, 2006
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The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
by miss_niss June 12, 2006
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The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
by Nerissa Stewart June 08, 2006
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