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lactarded
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Adj-
the state
of being
lactose
intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg
drink milk
?"
"Dude
i told you
, she's lactarded"
"
Oh right
..."
lactarded
by
jake826
May 6, 2006
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Lactard
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Someone
is unable to
drink milk
and suffers from
lactose
intolerence
"Meg, just
take a sip
of this milk"
"I
already told you
,
I can't
, I'm a lactard"
Lactard
by
jake826
May 6, 2006
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