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Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
by jake826 April 26, 2006
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Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
by jake826 April 26, 2006
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