lactose
He has a lactose personality.
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Lactose
Lactose by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021
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Lactose intolerant intolerant
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
Lactose intolerant intolerant by Rollo168 March 14, 2014
Lactose Cans
Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
Lactose Cans by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011
lactose intolerant
Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006
Lactose Overload
Lactose Overload by justhatguy July 27, 2009
lactose belligerent
a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
lactose belligerent by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006
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