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Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
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lackness 

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.
The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.
lackness by suzgirl November 24, 2016
An Asian Chungus that sneezes like fucking Hiroshima
Person 1: What was that loud bang?
Person 2: don’t worry it was lakeer
lakeer by Bobrandy69 June 14, 2021

like lackey 

a facebook friend who's only there to like your status
graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular

zach's update status: i love people to love my shit

graham likes this
like lackey by will6691 November 16, 2011
Lacee is the most beautiful girl you will ever see she has nice looks has curves and the best personality if you ever find a lacee you will want to hold on to her her friends are lucky to have her
Damn she is such a lacee she is hot, and nice
Lacee by Not tysen gumm November 15, 2018
A wanna-be hacker, but lacks the technical skills and talents required to be a real hacker. Lackers use code or programs created by others (real hackers), convinces himself that he has somehow reached a level of technical ability simply on the fact that he was able to run or compile the code. Yet, he does not have the capacity to create anything original to solve real problems.

Note: In this description, the word Hacker is used in the broadest sense to include all individuals technically capable of solving non-intuitive problems in a seemingly intuitive manner. This includes both white-hats, black-hats and all gray shades in between.

Historical origins: I personally originated the word around September of 2005, after solving a technical problem created by one. I was in my car discussing the situation with an associate and found the need for the word.
Jerry is such a lacker! He thinks he's cool just because he was able to use an open source tool to crack the WEP key for his neighbor's wireless network.
lacker by CHOK June 26, 2006