That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.
I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.
by suzgirl September 22, 2019
My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.
by suzgirl November 04, 2016
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
by suzgirl August 21, 2019
When you have finally gotten out of that hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit your ex-bitch wife tossed and you gloriously reach the rains of freedom. Only then have you been officially AndyDufresned.
I finally got out of a hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit my ex-bitch wife put me through to reach the freedoms of being officially AndyDufresned.
by suzgirl July 29, 2019
My Yoga instructor is my soulgalmate. She understands my body, mind and spirituality. I just love her!
by suzgirl January 16, 2017
That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.
I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.
by suzgirl March 20, 2017
When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!
The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.
by suzgirl September 09, 2019