suzgirl's definitions

Imadude

As a woman you're minding your business, while waiting for a meatloaf take-out order. When this obnoxious guy keeps making a play and hitting on you. Many times, you tell him you're not interested, but he keeps on and on. Out of frustration you say in a harsh way, "Man! You don't want this, Imadude!" Suddenly, he backs off with a weird-ass look on his face.

Hey baby, you wanna get with me? Let's have a drink or two, Sweetheart. Come on baby, let me buy you a drink.

"Man! You don't want this, Imadude!"

by suzgirl January 19, 2025

Lovesship

When you have an everlasting friendship, which goes beyond simply being friends. But, you're not lovers and you're not simply friends, because you actually love each dearly. So you have a Lovesship.

We are everlasting friends and we love each other dearly, so we have a real Lovesship.

by suzgirl January 19, 2025

Cheapacitus

This is a disease a person has when they constantly make fake medical excuses for not attending family events, resturant meals, or any costly family functions.

So your Dad did't attend your marriage and didn't help to share in the cost because he was sick, again. Dude, I think he has a bad case of Cheapacitus! He's not really sick, he just doesn't want to part with his money.

by Suzgirl June 27, 2024

Chocolatologist

A person who is an expert on everything chocolate sexy and chocolate loving.

I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.

by Suzgirl March 17, 2023

UggghhhIcan't

When you are in total disbelief of what is happening around you and you just can't stand it. The disbelief is blinding and you just can't handle or deal with it anymore.

Seriously, uggghhhIcan't stand another minute of the horrible bullshit. These people don't see how important it is to be free, entirely free.

by Suzgirl February 18, 2023

Myfuckingbody

Myfuckingbody is my fucking body which belongs to me and only me. I get to do what I want with it, how I want, where I want, when I want, and with whom I want. No person, no law, no government, no religion can tell me what to do with Myfuckingbody. It's Myfuckingbody so it's my fucking choice.

It's Myfuckingbody so I have the choice to do whatever the fuck I want to do with it.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022

Social-lite

A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.

That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022