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A pair of shorts that go far past your knees.

(pronounced norr-ts)
Guy 1: “Woah! Look at that dude’s shorts!”
Guy 2: “Oh my god! Those are some vile cargo knorts!”
Knorts by woongeengaing June 17, 2020
Words you can keep

love me knots 

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"

Sugondese Knots 

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
Sugondese Knots by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022

Don Knotts 

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
Don Knotts by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017

Knottstitute

Noun

A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.
"Did you see those girls line dancing?"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"
Knottstitute by Ctf December 12, 2006

Boo Koo Knots

When you get your ass beat and have two knots on your head
“Jordan Exum slammed kurtis in the bathroom stall and now he has boo koo knots.”
Boo Koo Knots by Slim.- October 23, 2019
Knorks - Knockers/tits/boobs- breasts

Smitty's concontion
"oi show us ya knorks"
"mad knorks yeah?"
Knorks by waade March 21, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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