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A bozo is one who writes definitions for urban dictionary.
I am not a bozo for writing this definition, I am trying to prove a point.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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When a vagina farts during sex.
Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

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Homosexual man
Larry is a dick smoker
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

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The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.
That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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shoplifting
Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

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A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.
Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

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the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

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