knoots
knoots by matt aka dale September 4, 2008
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love me knots
love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break
Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"
love me knots by CanYouSeeMyScars? March 14, 2011
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knoots • koots • Knotts Berry Farm • Knoods • Kroots • knoomsayin' • Knoosa • knoose • Knoose Muckle • Knoosey
knoose
When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.
knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013
Sugondese Knots
Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.
The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”
Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
Sugondese Knots by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022
Don Knotts
Don Knotts by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017
Knottstitute
Noun
A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.
A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.
"Did you see those girls line dancing?"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"
Knottstitute by Ctf December 12, 2006
Boo Koo Knots
Boo Koo Knots by Slim.- October 23, 2019
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